Blog: I only like NY as a friend

First of all, here's a beautiful answer to that burning question on all of your mute minds:

Remember way back when this blog was for fiction? And now I've been getting you guys... What? Almost every day? Creeeeeepy...
Trust me, I will be filling your innocent minds with stories about lost gods, annoying tomboys and long-furred mutants soon, but for a while you'll have to deal with my unfunny blogging. Just learn to adapt, my brothers-in-arms! All will even out in the end!
And now for some world affairs. Look kids! Not only am I super special awesome, I'm also educational! I don't know who knows this, but the USA is about to hit the majestic debt ceiling. It looms over them, getting closer each day as more money is added to the makeshift ladder.
Now, the US isn't the only place to have reached crazed amounts of debt; Most countries owe a lot of money, and countries like Japan are over 200% over their debt ceiling. US is credited with a bit over 50%. Countries like the Netherlands and UK are surprisingly high (64% and 76% respectively,) Russia and Iran have very low (9% and 16%).
China is listed on my reference sheet as 17%, but It's possibly China could be a creditor. Many countries rely on China for manufacturing, especially the US. This is bound to cause problems, as the USA probably wants to head to war at some point with North Korea, can't as China is N. Korea's ally. US can't head to war with China. IT CAN'T. Even if US wants to, it won't be able to. Too much of the US's economy relies on China to head to war.
Well America, I guess you're just going to have to start thinking ahead, eh?
So off the serious trail, yesterday I was weaving a yarn about Evil, my pal. So today I'm proud to be able to get you a actual, totally real interview with Evil.

Me: Good day
Evil: Hey
Me: I think it'd be best to start out with the obvious: Why do you hate me?
Evil: I don't hate you.
Me: Really? Then why do you keep making me write in the romance theme >:|
Evil: Because I want you to expand your repertoire.
Me: Your logic, it infuriates me!
Evil: ;)

Me: You and your smilies. So hey, here's something. Why the name Evilshadow? Are you honestly an evil shadow or just a pretender?

Evil: No, I'm really a sentient evil shadow. I just thought back to when I was Clifford and my sunglasses made a shadow, a red shadow, and I was feeling pretty evil so ya know it kinda just came.

Me: Why Clifford? Care to explain?

Evil: My hair was just dyed red.

Me: ...Your mind is scary.

Evil: Thank you, thank you very much * bows *

That was short and pointless. As Evil says: You suck at interviews. And I hate puppies.