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Monday, May 30, 2011

Blog: I only like NY as a friend

First of all, here's a beautiful answer to that burning question on all of your mute minds:

Remember way back when this blog was for fiction? And now I've been getting you guys... What? Almost every day? Creeeeeepy...
Trust me, I will be filling your innocent minds with stories about lost gods, annoying tomboys and long-furred mutants soon, but for a while you'll have to deal with my unfunny blogging. Just learn to adapt, my brothers-in-arms! All will even out in the end!
And now for some world affairs. Look kids! Not only am I super special awesome, I'm also educational! I don't know who knows this, but the USA is about to hit the majestic debt ceiling. It looms over them, getting closer each day as more money is added to the makeshift ladder.
Now, the US isn't the only place to have reached crazed amounts of debt; Most countries owe a lot of money, and countries like Japan are over 200% over their debt ceiling. US is credited with a bit over 50%. Countries like the Netherlands and UK are surprisingly high (64% and 76% respectively,) Russia and Iran have very low (9% and 16%).
China is listed on my reference sheet as 17%, but It's possibly China could be a creditor. Many countries rely on China for manufacturing, especially the US. This is bound to cause problems, as the USA probably wants to head to war at some point with North Korea, can't as China is N. Korea's ally. US can't head to war with China. IT CAN'T. Even if US wants to, it won't be able to. Too much of the US's economy relies on China to head to war.
Well America, I guess you're just going to have to start thinking ahead, eh?
So off the serious trail, yesterday I was weaving a yarn about Evil, my pal. So today I'm proud to be able to get you a actual, totally real interview with Evil.

Me: Good day
Evil: Hey
Me: I think it'd be best to start out with the obvious: Why do you hate me?
Evil: I don't hate you.
Me: Really? Then why do you keep making me write in the romance theme >:|
Evil: Because I want you to expand your repertoire.
Me: Your logic, it infuriates me!
Evil: ;)

Me: You and your smilies. So hey, here's something. Why the name Evilshadow? Are you honestly an evil shadow or just a pretender?
Evil: No, I'm really a sentient evil shadow. I just thought back to when I was Clifford and my sunglasses made a shadow, a red shadow, and I was feeling pretty evil so ya know it kinda just came.
Me: Why Clifford? Care to explain?
Evil: My hair was just dyed red.
Me: ...Your mind is scary.
Evil: Thank you, thank you very much * bows *

That was short and pointless. As Evil says: You suck at interviews. And I hate puppies.






Sunday, May 29, 2011

Blog: The ultimate sacrifice

So maybe I've wisen up a bit, but I got to thinking- I think more then one like you would think, especially because one like you doesn't like to think about thinking much- about stereotypes. They are the hard to spell words that rule our minds with an iron fist.
I want you to think for a second about a country- pretty much any country. The first thing in your mind is bound to be a stereotype. Though it is probably true.
Here are some of the things that I think of when I here about some countries:
America: Fat, military, obnoxious
France: Snobs, fancy, cowards
Germany: Nazis, anger issues, beer
Russia: Vodka, bears, communists
Britain: Gentlemen, tea, british
Japan: Robots, extremely weird, otakus
Canada: Hockey, moose, pretty much nothing important
Italy: Fascist, pasta, also cowards
Netherlands: Milk, football, windmills

When I look at this graph, I see plenty wrong and plenty right. So the easiest way to think of stereotypes is a shortcut. It saves you time, but it may not work that well.
Oh, the last item on the list is completely true. In case you were subconsciously wondering, I'm secretly Dutch.
 And as someone who has gone to The Netherlands (But still keeps calling it Holland) I can tell you the dutch live in a world of football, cheese and windmills. And possibly herring.
I'm not even sure if The Netherlands has an army. I mean, they used to, but now? They don't seem very war-y. The old Dutch army still managed to be awesome. Here's a fun little story for you to share: One day Spain decided to invade The Netherlands. Spain is not exactly known for being powerful, but neither is The Netherlands. Spain devised a clever plan to capture the Dutch by the frozen winter canals. They marched in to take over a few frozen vessels but were thwarted by the dutch soldiers- wearing ice skates.
Can you imagine that? You think you've won as the Dutch ship's are frozen in place and the soldiers are no where to be seen when suddenly a troop of ice-skating soldiers skates in and shoots you. The Spanish were so impressed they started making their soldiers learn to ice skate.
Another thing The Netherlands has going for it is windmills. We all think of that, right? Old windmills in front of fields of flowers... Very pretty sight indeed. I'm sad to have to tell you this is not true. The windmills are almost all turbines now. But the old ones still keep around. Being tourist traps.
Oh, one more thing. Did you know the Dutch are the masters of self-defense/suicide? The name Netherlands means 'under lands' for a reason. All of The Netherlands is underwater, the water being kept away by dykes. I'm pretty sure they just made a new island a few years ago. But the main point is that the whole of The Netherlands is a giant deathtrap. At any point they can release the flood gates and open the dykes and flood the entire country. Let me repeat that. They can flood the entire country. They would only do it in a dooms-day scenario, I imagine, but still. An entire country that is a weapon. A very unreliable weapon that can kill millions of innocents, but whatever.

For those of my invisible, not real visitors who are waiting for Evil's interview, don't worry! I'll get it when she finally gets online. She sure takes forever.
UPDATE: Evil is away for a bit in Phillie. She doesn't use email when she's traveling, so we'll have to wait...

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

Short story/poetry: Snap

(My next blog is delayed by Evil. Blame her. Oh, and this was apparently inspired by a dance I saw one day when I decided to be cultured. Maybe I'll do a dark version of Evil's song next.)

Feel. The strange feel of something, the strange feel of something soft.

Poke. Poke. Rub. Wonder, what is it? Why wonder though?

Smell. There is the sensation, but is it real? It seems so, but yet nothing is to be smelled.

Click. The only sound out here.

Snap. The resistance of feeling. The only different feeling.

Move. Hit. Feel. The edge. Something hard is there, something different. No moving over there.

Trail. Something long, everywhere. One, two, three, four... They are one by one many. Everywhere.
Something else there. Whole. It wraps around. Falls down as well. Down, down, down.

Tug. A pull. To loosen the grip. Tug. It doesn’t change. Tug. It pulls conscious back too. Tug. It pulls all.
Breathing. It falls off. Fresh and smooth. Something is under it- but it’s the same as before. Raw. Soft.

Blind. There is something there. Shock. Something. Feel it. It shimmers, twitches. No feel yet.
Clutch. Something has it. Another one.

Strange. There are all sorts of things. Close mind- back to before again. Touching. Yes, feeling again. Feel it again, not wrapped but sprawled. Grab it, rub it again.
Curiosity. Dare to see. Shaded, crumpled. Rub. It moves in curious ways.
Examine. Work together to move. No shadows, shadows. No shadows, shadows. Pull and pull.

Feel with sight. The edge. It is shadows different. Not space. Press. Squish. So hard. What is it? Not air, not self, not shadowed. What is it?

Down. There is downwards. There is upwards. Tilt. Things are everywhere. Move them. See more. Tilt down. More strange things. Twist. Snap. A new thing. It shines like the edge. Shiny. Touch. It comes to self.

Movement. There is body. There is self. Self looks at self and wonders. Self is not edge, not strange thing. Not air, not shadowed thing. Self is different.

Bottom strange things can’t move. No sense in them. Strange things of the bottom wage war against them to get them working, but all there is is snap. Snap. Snap.

Rake. Raking strange thing against self changes shadow. Changes self.

Mind. There is processing. Think. Self is a strange thing. Strange thing is self. Move. Feel. Rub. Self controls it all. Self is all.
Realize. The edge is self. Self is all. Controlling the edge now. Make it move. Press. Push. Pull. Make it move.
Up and down. The edge is all around. Up, down. Self is all. Self is up and down.

Climb. Move up. Move down. Mostly up. Up, up, up. Higher, higher, higher. It goes on and on. Forever. Self is all. Self is forever.

Smash. Hit. Down, down, down. Nothing again. Nothing again to see.

Awake. Self is awake. Nothing to be seen- only to be felt.

Feel. The strange feel of something, the strange feel of something soft.

Sunday, May 22, 2011

Blog: Sunstruck

We're still alive? Huh, that's weird. I was sorta expecting more being-dead and less sun.
Especially the less sun part. I hate the sun. Up here in the cold white north, we have cold things called snow. Which we do love, very much. It warms my shag-carpeted heart when it's freezing cold out, so much that I have trouble breathing. It's quite nice.
Oh, wait. I'm getting word from my sources that no one likes winter around here but me.
Pfff, what do they know? I'm pretty damn sure I'm right. What's not to love with winter? The lovely, soft snowflakes sprinkled throughout the air, the ice covered pines creating frozen pinnacles of frozen beauty, the shimmering bare trees with their earsplitting explosions... It's all great man.
What isn't commonly known and often forgotten is that while the winter kicks your hometown's winter's ass, it is also scorchingly hot here. I don't kid, it's pretty much winter in the south for us up here. Maybe a bit colder, but seriously, it's freakin' hot.
I see the doubt in your chin. It makes you look stupid, so you honestly should take my advice and stop doing that. Let me assure you, up here we DO have beaches. Not just rocky cliffs. And yes, people swim the beaches. Hell, people swim in the rivers. RIVERS! And we don't freeze. People can tan outside here, just as people need sun-block when going outside. Look, we're normal! Noorrrrrrrrrrmallll!
Your doubt also makes me sad
I can understand why you might think we northern-noids are all different and stuff. We have this weird thing called 'awesomeness' around here. Now, I don't want to suggest southerners don't have this stuff, but let me tell you something: I haven't exactly been down south for very long. The only time was when I had to be smuggled out of the country for the fear that my presence might cause a riot of fans form. And that's a true story, by the way. I'm pretty much the most awesome person ever.
Besides one of my pals, Evil. Evil is currently too busy dancing being Prussian or something to be here for an interview, but trust me, she's out there. And by Prussian, I mean she's an albino with a bird on her head. I think. Eh, let me check my facts.
Sorry about that. It turns out Evil is actually- wait for it by reading this sentence twice- Polish. Polish! That means she... uh... I need to get my stereotype book out. I really should research before doing these things...
It turns out Evil is actually stupid, lazy, uneducated... Anyone getting a little De Ja Vu? I need to ask Evil later if she's sure she's Polish and not a pure American.
Being Polish though, I can say one thing about Evil for sure: Her country has gone through a whole ton of stuff man. It was used to kill Jews in WWII, taken over by neighboring countries millions of times and also, a country a normal American has never heard of. (Up to WWII studies, of course. But I suppose they forget after year or so.) And if good ol' America hasn't heard of it, then it certainly isn't very important... Something pretty good or bad by different perspectives. It could be good, as America will have difficulty declaring war on a country it's never heard of, but also bad as any Poles in America will have to explain Poland is not a county in Russia every time they meet someone.
I think it's about time I leave- There's a pretty big crowd outside of people I refer to in my blog without their consent. I'm sorry guys! I just can't help it!

Friday, May 20, 2011

Blog: My friends bought me a tanzanian immigrant for my birthday

So I suppose it's that time again. Time for me to pull you close by the fire and make extravagant motions with my hands. Yeah, you know what I mean.
But as the cool gaze of the fire wavers between burning your marshmallow or burning your house down, I have the important task of telling you a story. You greedy kids, always wanting stories. I wrack my mind from side to side, looking for something more then puppies or fuzz. You always tell me you hate those kinds of stories. Unless you were lying. You weren't lying, were you mon amour? I should hope not, or I won't be getting you a present this year!
Presents! That's it!
Did you know that one year my friends got a my very own immigrant? Yeah, I know it sounds crazy, but my friends are just that nice. I'm not entirely sure if they obtained it legally, X being an ultimate undercover spy/fireman and all. She might have stolen the immigrant from a store or something! Like she did that sign post and wall!
But even then, I was glad. These are the kinds of things true friends get you- a memory that lasts forever. Sure, you might store them in your attic for years, but one day you'll find their rotting corpse and remember the memories with a smile.
"But," You inject, ya little twerp, "Isn't it kinda illegal to own a person? And let them die? Y-you Murderer!"
Ah ha ha! You make me laugh, with all your age-old wisdom. You silly person.
I would never kill someone! I pledge on my fuzzy soul that I am extremely nice and kind and would hurt a fly but possible not a human.
What your average, perfectly normal sized head doesn't grasp is that it all was a metaphor! For life, the trials we go through and doubt.
Here, let me run it through you one more time.
The immigrant stands for the doubt in our lives. How do we know who comes from what country? It also stands for the out-sourcing of labor to countries like China. Lastly, it stands for the breakable bonds in our lives. My mention of X stealing the immigrant refers to her doing things we don't know about, like drugs or breaking an old person's neck.
The birthday stands the trials in out lives. We face each birthday with a determination to make it good, to make it last. How do we know it will be good? We face birthdays differently then normal days, so I used it in this way. It also stands for the memories of our youth. Don't you remember the days when a box could amuse you for hours and ten cents was a fortune? When we didn't worry, when the sun always shined?When you could go chilling out, maxing, relaxing all cool and shooting some b-ball outside of the school?Yeah, I do.
The bird stands freedom, the freedom to be free and free as many fleeing freedom finish friends as we feel to free.
The Tanzanian part stands for Tanzanian pride and African suffering. The T in Tanzanian stands for Tanzania.
Here's how it goes down:
Tanzania
Africa
Not Europe
Zebras
Actually really old
Norway
Infested with wildebeest
A real country
Night at the improv

Hopefully by now your quite normal self has comprehended what I said. I give it a moment. I know how it is for you big kids. Always looking for gas leaks and bombs. I suppose you can't help it, you were trained for it all your life.
I see a sudden look of realization cross your eyes. A sudden enlightenment. It glows into the night and lights up the drenched dark forest which we call home in an unearthly light. Yeah, that pretty much happened to me too.
It fades fast for me, but I suppose not for you. Your body goes limp in a last minute attempt to free yourself, your enlightened eyes lose their charm and move out, leaving looking quite fearful. It seems your time has come. You don't struggle, you don't breathe, you don't move. It's like being stuck in the movies next to a fat woman who slurps her endless supplies of soda and uses your armrest and a little kid who knows the entire plot of the film and tell you all the details via a megaphone in your ear, only both the woman and the kid are sitting right next to you as the seats are missing and whole theater smells suspiciously like cheese and the film you are watching is The last Airbender.
You float up into the light, but it's no longer generated by your (missing and charmless) eyes. It comes from above, supported by a few pillars and possibly a french mule. As you leave me, I can only be entertained.
It is pretty funny, actually.

Thursday, May 19, 2011

Blog: Killable me

(When It comes down to it, this is writing. And I'm at a bit of a roadblock otherwise.)


At one point in my life, I realized that maybe buying a ferrari was enough.
But no, not anymore.
Man, I can buy whatever I want!
You hear me?
Oh, you do? Really?
That's... okay... I think I'll just lie down here and tell you a happy story.

So, once upon a time I was very cautious about being sniped.
"But wait, Uncle Greaseskin," You say, "who would want to kill you? You're so lovable and fuzzy inside! And also, pretty damn unimportant."
Heh. Your ignorance makes me laugh. And good job noticing the fuzzy part. I was wondering when someone would notice how fuzzy my intestines are.
Anyways, the reason I was so cautious was because I am always at risk.
Sleeping? AT RISK.
Cooking? AT RISK.
Locked in a solitary confinement room with the only human contact being a robotic hand that provides me with rigorous sword-fights and machine-processed food? YOU BETTER BELIEVE I'M FREAKING AT RISK.
You don't think like a sniper. I don't either. I'm too kind and inside-fuzzy for that. But luckily I have a mercenary-for-hire/assassin/international super spy/cold-blooded murderer friend who I managed to interview. For her safety, Ill just be calling her by her middle name, X.

Me: Hey, wazzup [CLASSIFIED INFORMATION]? You enjoying being [CLASSIFIED INFORMATION] today?
X: Yeah. I'm pretty awesome at doing that.
Me: So, I wanted to ask you how being a mercenary-for-hire/assassin/international super spy/cold-blooded murderer works out for you. How does your mind think?
X: What? Uh, what are you asking?
Me: You know, your job?
X: No, that's not... my job. Um, actually I'm unemployed. I go to school with you, you know?
Me: Oo! You work nights, eh? Interesting.
X: No, I sleep at night.
Me: Then you... sleep-mercenary-for-hire/assassin/international super spy/cold-blooded murderer? Whoah, that sounds tough.
X:No, I'm not a murder assassin spy thingie at all!
Me: C'mon! I just know you are! Remember when I asked for a puppy for Christmas and you instead gave me a newborn puppy that you had murdered, revived through arcane methods, killed again and gutted and then replaced it's guts with batteries and sowed it back together? Yeah, I remember that.
X: It was a toy! I didn't kill it! It CAME with batteries!
Me: That's what they all say.

You look at me funny for a second. You don't think I can see, but these sunglasses have mirrors in them man. I see all. It's akin to having a entire face on the back of your face! Hey, why didn't we evolve like that? That'd be cool.
Oh, I'm getting off subject, aren't I? Well, the interview amazingly successful, I went home for the night. I then rewarded myself with ice cream for a job well done.
"But wait, Herr wolfface, that interview didn't prove nothin'," You say in that ugly southern accent of yours. Seriously, stop doing that!
Oh yes it did. It taught us that X is a creepy murderer who can't be tricked into revealing her tricks through simple dirt-logic.
Oh, do you mean the assassination thing? Well, it all started once upon a time when me and my pals were sitting with a nasty gang called the Not-pals in a run-down convenience store bathroom.
We were eating our food when one of the nasty Not-pals remarked, "Gee whiz, sitting by the window is so cool!"
Now, I get what he trying to do. He though it was literally cool there, as the scent of the mint toilet cleaning's lovechild with the toilet water gave off a cold feeling in the air, but he also meant that sitting there was fashionably attractive or impressive. Boy, was he wrong.
I told him that sitting there would probably get him killed. For the mirror in the window would crack and send a shard of glass into a nearby squirrel. That squirrel would then cry out in pain, which would be recorded on a videography major's project. This project would earn him a high grade, which would result in a gift of extra money from his parents. He would then buy drugs. By chance, the Not-pal who loved the coolness would buy these drugs, and get addicted. He would quit after a year, but later die thirty years later to natural causes.
Then I explained to him that it was even not cool over there for a few reasons:
1) They were the Not-Pals, so everything was not for them. Not-vegans, Not-dead, Not-allergic to peanuts, Not-mouse lovers, Not-cool.
2)The window was probably covered with dead moths. So not cool.
3) I could never sit over by the window.
They little Not-geniuses couldn't figure out why I couldn't sit over there. With a iron-lined (But fuzz filled) tone of voice, I explained I would get assassinated. My pals understood, as did I. They did not.
"Wowzar!" They said, "But why would they try to kill you? You're not the president of the world!"
Oh, I tell them. Not now maybe, but perhaps in the charted time ahead of us. Perhaps... IN THE FUTURE.
There's a very good chance that I will get killed if I sit by that window. A time-traveling killer might come to finish me off. I bet I'm like a dictator of a couple of countries by now. Hell, I'm probably dead and they just want to kill me earlier! Like Hitler, or something.
The wretched Not-pals, Not-humans look at me like the apes they are. They just can't comprehend me.
And that's why I stopped mixing my pals with my Not-pals. Things just get messy.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Static chapter 7

(Well... This isn't quite done. It's 800 or so words, I usually aim for 900-1000 minimum.  I'll put it up anyways, as I haven't posted for awhile.. Expect this to have more added later. Or something.)


“I still don’t know why I have to come!” Said Ezra. It was a day later and Tori had dragged Ezra out of school to go and save Asterisk. It wasn’t that he didn’t want to save her. No, he still planned to find a way to save all of the lost gods, but he did not like spending time with Tori.
“Shut up. I can’t do this myself, and it’s not like I can bring Katherine.” Tori was pretty much dragging Ezra by the sleeve towards the looming blue square of the Guard House.
“Why can’t you? Hey, just ask if you can borrow John’s services. He probably could do this. But not me.”
“Kat needs John for her safety when I’m not around. I can’t take her protection away. Now come on, let’s go.”
They approached the entrance, which was guarded by two guards. They seemed to glare as Tori walked up beside one of them, and in explicitly one of the guards was on fire. Ezra didn’t see what had happened, but the flaming guard was certainly freaking out. The other guard backed away with fear, but it was soon blazing as well. They both fled into the building.
“Was that a good idea? Honestly, they’re just going to tell everyone else about our arrival.” Ezra said.
“They’re mute. I’d have thought you’d have known that.” Said Tori, pulling Ezra inside the gate.
“How could I have known that? It’s not like anyone has ever seen one without their armor.” Said Ezra. Tori lead him down several maze-like hallways, but Tori seemed to know where she was. They suddenly ducked to the left, as a small party of guards passed by.
“I can name plenty of people who have seen them. Hundreds, maybe thousands. The whole Hub pretty much.” Tori took a small rusted doorway that was hidden in the shadows and pulled Ezra up up a catwalk.
“I can’t name one person- besides you, of course, but you’re probably lying anyways- who has seen one.”
“I’d like to say I hate making you eat your own words, but that would be lying. Take a look down, will you?”
Ezra did as she said, and was shocked at what he saw. Right below him were hundreds of creatures, all marching on two legs. They did indeed have fur, it was a silky looking shade of brown, that covered their whole body. The had a long tail, one that arched upwards to show off an impressive collection of spikes. Their head was small and pointed like a fox, but their ears were more feline. They all had huge eyes, that would dart around as they marched. A few off-duty guard-creatures seemed to be brushing their fur.
Tori pointed them out. “The squad are all genetically engineered animals. They are all programmed with an excessive love of themselves and their fur- it’s like a backup mechanism to prevent revolt. They never think of more then themselves and their orders. If you mess up their fur, they will stop to fix it, no matter what.”
“That’s just... impractical.”
“It’s just science. And it works great for us, as we can use it to our advantage if we’re caught. I’m pretty sure there aren’t many humans in this complex, so we might not run into any at all. I’m not sure where they’re keeping mom, but it’s bound to be somewhere special. Certainly one of the smaller buildings. Or underground.” Tori ranted on and on. All of her rather obsessive ideas about where Asterisk was and what sort of guards might be there (aside from the obvious) and how precisely they were going to make their escape. Ezra was surprised they hadn’t been noticed yet, as she was making a bit of a racket.
Tori continued on, “...We also should be on the look out for any cameras. They might be connected to a giant, sentient robot that could potentially-”
“Tori... Maybe we should just... scout around a bit? Then maybe make plans? I don’t think either of us knows what’s here.” Ezra just had to cut in. Sure, he didn’t want to have to rescue Asterisk now, but that didn’t mean he didn’t want to play it safe.
“Right... whatever.” Tori said curtly.

Thursday, May 5, 2011

Earthshaker (Part 2)

(Whoo! Romance! I HATE IT. Oh, blame Evil for doing this. She is evil. She told me to go with this ending.)

It was as he had said, there was no way they could make this. America and Russia had been busy gathering their own stockpiled weapons (Though America had lost some due to the war.) And during this it had dawned on America there was a zero percent chance of this working. They were bound to be stormed from all sides any day now. The only way they had to keep track of current events was an old radio in Russia’s house that could only signal in to any broadcasts when the constant snowstorm let up; Which was almost never. And even then, the broadcasts were almost always in code.
Still, they’d gather around the radio at mealtimes and listen hard to the static, searching for the signal. The news they did get was mainly war reports about how successful they had been at invading America’s house. Mexico and Canada, who knew America for a long time as his neighbors, had been suggesting America had fled. They argued that it was uncharacteristic of America to not put up a fight, and that what little resistance they had been getting was poor and unorganized. They had expected more from the grand super-power of the world.
Russia had assured America that no one would be able to find them, but he still wasn’t sure. They made plans during the days and nights, stocking up weapons and doing their best not to starve. They didn’t have much food to spare, as America wasn’t even in his own house and Russia couldn’t ask for extra food from her sisters Belarus and Ukraine without seeming suspicious.
As they grew hungry together, they also fought more. The two of them were never quite keen on each other anyways, America always being a bit pushy on Russia and Russia always getting irked by America. They’d yell back and forth about their differences and when they got tired, they would continue in a hoarse whisper. Some days they’d not speak at all for hours, occasionally glaring when their eyes met.
It wasn’t always fighting though. Sometimes when they both had worked for a long time, Russia would call in the night early. She’d take out a few bottles of vodka and the two of them would drink in front of the warm fire, chatting about the unimportant things in life. They both enjoyed nights like this, and though neither of them would admit it. They could relax and pretend they were with their old friends, instead of with each other. But now all they had was each other, whether they liked it or not.
It was another night for America in the cold. It was his turn to check up on the warheads and weapons, looking for any broken or unusable ones. There were many old weapons Russia had that she wasn’t even sure what they were. America and Russia had been sorting for ones they could use. Use to blow them selves up. The plan still didn’t seem right to America. He could maybe imagine Russia going down with a bang, but then again he could imagine Russia doing many things. But he could never think of himself going down like that. He was sure he would be the last one, the best one. America wanted to live forever.
Russia remained adamant that her plan would continue. She didn’t seem to mind the idea of dying. She practically embraced it, telling America to start looking forward to the day they executed the plan. America would often search Russia’s face for sadness when she said this. Actually, he searched Russia’s face for any sort of emotion. She always seemed to have the same dreamily content face, one that wouldn’t change no matter what news she brought.
Sometimes, America would think. Not just have thoughts cross his mind. No, he would contemplate. He thought about Russia’s plan, and his death. He thought about his old allies and new enemies. And he thought about Russia. He didn’t mean anything by his thoughts, but his mind was a personal place where he felt he could think the impossible. To him, Russia was an interesting person. She wasn’t pretty to America at all, with her broad face and her weird, almost white hair. She had large eyes, which was usually a plus, but her eyes were a pale gray that honestly creeped him out. Her personality was definitely not pleasant, often having quick mood swings between being a kind and polite to being violent and terrifying. The change would happen all the time, without warning. Russia seemed to realize when she changed, but she didn’t seem to care.
There’s a light in the distance. It surprises America a bit, to see a light. He was so used to the land being lit only by the sun and stars he had forgotten how lights looked from a distance. America scurried up to his feet and ran inside. Russia is working out plans while listening to the radio. She looks up to him without facing him, just looking from the corner of her eye.
“Vhat is it? Is there problem with anything?” She says, quite possibly annoyed, though it’s hard to tell.
“Lights- There are lights outside. They are human lights, a land vehicle of some kind.”
Russia looks bothered at this. She curses a few words in her language under her breath before speaking, “Ve must set plan up now. It is time, even if ve are not ready. Ve shall have to do our best.”
America can tell Russia has lost her calm as her accent get thicker. As she gives instructions, her voice is mixed in with scattered words in her language. Her choppy hair is brushed aside as she maps out the final plans, the times of the launch. And yet his immediate doom is the last thing on America’s mind. He can’t help but admire Russia now, for her ability to stay calm and work towards her death. She had accepted her death as a mere fact, something that she’d just have to deal with. Even if it was early. 
Russia may have homely to America before, but maybe that had changed. Maybe it was the sense of death in the air as the lights of cars grew brighter and brighter, but right now Russia seemed beautiful. It was a different kind of beauty then some of his other lovers like Iran and Iraq, but one more based on inner beauty. Not really on her inner personality, which often scared him, but more on deepness. Russia seemed to be beautiful in the way that she was strange. different. There was much more to her then what America knew, so much that he would never know. That was what made her alluring.
Russia looks up at America, looking nervous more then anything, “You are going to help me, yes? Vhy aren’t you doing anything?”
America is suddenly feeling nervous himself, unsure of what to do, “R-right, I’ll get to work...” He drags out a few sheets of calculations and tries to set his mind to finishing the plans. But he can’t. There’s no way he wants to help kill Russia.
America sighs, getting up again, “I-I can’t do this any longer, Russia.”
Russia gives him a look, “Vhat?” 
He takes a breath, “I’m not sure how I can explain this to you, but... I like you. No, that’s too weak... I love you. There. I think I’m in love with you, Russia, because...” America’s voice falters. He doesn’t quite understand the answer himself.
Russia’s face is one of shock, like a man watching a murder. But her face is red, and America realizes she is blushing. It doesn’t quite suit her, but it isn’t a bad effect. It makes Russia look cute, like a school girl talking to her crush. “Vell... Я не уверена …” 
Usually America is annoyed when he can’t understand someone, but Russia language suddenly seems endearing. They kissed then, almost like long-lost lovers. They didn’t speak as they enjoyed each others company as the nearby lights came closer and closer. When the vehicle was only about ten minutes away, Russia suddenly got up. She ran out to the storage bunker, leading America on with hints bout what they were going to do there. America wasn’t one to be lead on, but he was feeling amorous right now.
At the bunker, Russia was already gathering something from a desk. When she saw America, she shuffled the desk quickly and put something away behind her. America tried to get a better look, but Russia threw her hands around his shoulders and pulled him closer. There was a faint sound of beeping and of sirens, but America heard none of it. He lost himself to Russia, and as they locked lips the sirens wailed into the night. He knew, somewhere deep in his mind, that these were bombers. That he was finished. But the only thing on his mind was Russia. 
There was a click and a beep. He was aware that the roof was opening, that the night air was rushing in and that the missiles were leaving. As they started  to power up, the heat intensified. The sirens were loud now, the bombers were dropping their bombs. But to America, there was only Russia.
Russia whispers under her breath as the lights hit maximum and the heat burns their skin. There’s no need to yell. America hears her, hears her loud and clear.
“Сегодня может быть наш последний день, но это день, когда они будут вечно помнить. Мы жили, мы умерли. Мы не проигравших в этой войне....”