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Thursday, June 30, 2011

Blog: God damnit America!

I might as well have a tag for rants. And I KNOW this is my second post today. And that it's also my second rant.
And this also might offend you. More then the other one, which wasn't that offensive.

America, you so silly! All that crazy state-by-state gay marriage laws and corporations being counted as people stuff! Not to mention the great two-party system that is tearing us apart! (But democratically!)
Look, I get it. Corporations hold so much power, ya just couldn't resist being nice to them. Making them count as people. Being nice to them in supreme court. I know, you just don't want to anger the people who could make you bankrupt. I understand.
And as for the whole party system, well, it's the democratic thin to do! It makes perfect sense that the people can choose who's in charge. Really, it does. You can't help if they're arguing is causing big problems for everyone else. And as for getting stuff done? Screw that. When has getting work done ever do anyone any good?
The whole sate system thing is sound too. I mean, you started as states. Why not continue? You would lose so much culture if you just considered them as counties or states. The other kind of state I mean. The one that doesn't act as much like it's own mini-country that's just ruled by America. It really isn't much of a hassle to have each state allow laws like same-sex marriage. The government could declare it in all states, but that would be unpopular! Let's trade human rights for looking good, shall we?

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